| Advert: Curse of the Devil to Mother, Jugs & Speed |
07.03.08 |
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From Curse of the Devil (1973) to Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976)... they sure knew how to stack a line-up back in the 70s.
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| Advert: The Valley |
07.03.08 |
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The Valley (1972) - A STRIKINGLY POWERFUL QUEST FILM
Interestingly, "Liquid Sensuality" was my nickname in high school.
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| Advert: The Pig Keeper's Daughter |
07.03.08 |
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The Pig Keeper's Daughter (1972)
There once was a pig keeper's daughter
Who raised what she shouldn't oughter
So all the boys came
As they played her game
And took her three pigs when they caughter
I love dirty limericks, but I have no idea what that last line was supposed to mean. Does she have three boobs?
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| Advert: Emma Mae |
07.02.08 |
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If you're in Austin tonight, don't miss the free Weird Wednesday screening of Emma Mae (1976) (AKA Black Sister's Revenge), one of my all-time favorite blaxploitation (and for that matter, Weird Wednesday) flicks. Even Pam Grier has nothing on the sheer badassery of Jerri Hayes as Emma Mae. And come early to see Penitentiary III (1987). Director Jamaa Fanaka will be in attendance to talk about both films. Freaking Austin...
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| Advert: The Roommates |
07.02.08 |
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The Roommates (1973) - The Share More Than Their Rooms!
What... like the cable bill?
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Jango (1966) - Did he love violence - or did he violently love
Hot damn... that's a great tagline. Did they actually use that for this film? And where'd the "D" go?
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| Advert: Marty's: Go Go Girls! Adult Films! & Cocktails! |
07.01.08 |
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Go Go Girls! Adult Films! & Cocktails!... is there anything not to like about Marty's?
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| Advert: The Big Store & Prehistoric Women |
07.01.08 |
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The Big Store (1941) to Prehistoric Women (1967)... with a Russ Meyer double feature tossed in. Talk about your "warm, exciting, and nostalgic" screen experiences.
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| Advert: Suit Case |
07.01.08 |
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Suit Case (19??) - Unable to be shown in any but the MOST LIBERAL cities!
You know... LIBERAL cities like Des Moines. Plus a no-browsing fee bookstore! I just hope you don't want your mags in mint (or even dry) condition.
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| Advert: Neighborhood Dr., Young and Innocent, The For Sale Sign, & My Name is Kay |
06.30.08 |
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Neighborhood Dr. (19??), Young and Innocent (1974), The For Sale Sign (19??), My Name is Kay (19??)
Man... talk about a jam-packed line-up of lost cinema. Anybody know anything about these films? I'm most curious about The For Sale Sign.
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| Advert: Teenage Fantasies |
06.30.08 |
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Teenage Fantasies (19??) - This One Beats Them All... Even Throat
If it's good enough for Interview magazine, it's good enough for me.
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| Advert: The Farmer |
06.30.08 |
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The Farmer (1977) - He Doesn't Get Mad. He Gets Even.
Plus some flick about a cab driver. Sounds kinda boring. Bring on more farm-related violence.
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| Advert: 30 Years Ago... In Uniontown, Pennsylvania |
06.27.08 |
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Click For Larger
So here's the question: you're in Uniontown, Pennsylvania 30 years ago today and you want to see a movie. You've got several choices... what do you see?
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| Advert: W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings |
06.26.08 |
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W.W. and the Dixie Dancekings (1975) - Back in 1957, W.W. lived in a '55 Olds, loved bubble gum, country music, robbing filling stations, and a girl named Dixie
Dude... look at that collar!
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| Advert: Badge 373 |
06.26.08 |
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Badge 373 (1973) - A gun in his sock, a tire iron in his belt, and no badge. The story of Eddie, the best ex-cop in the business
I loves me a good morally-conflicted cop story.
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| Advert: Fantasy Girls |
06.26.08 |
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Fantasy Girls (1974) - Why would a man pay $500 for an hour with these girls?
I was going to write something witty about the tagline until I noticed the description for Sharon (She's the Water Sports girl. She should win a golden medal). Are you serious? A golden shower reference in a newspaper? That's insane. What the hell was going on in the 70s?
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| Advert: 80 Steps to Jonah |
06.25.08 |
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80 Steps to Jonah (1969) - Take the whole family to a happy movie for a change
Wow... that movie looks mind-numbingly boring. Guess I'll have to stick with those angry movies.
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| Advert: The Destructors |
06.25.08 |
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The Destructors (1968) - The Aristocracy of the Underworld! They live a sweet life, but they play a game of SUDDEN DEATH!
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| Advert: The Curse of the Doll People |
06.25.08 |
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The Curse of the Doll People (1961) - A Psychadelic Trip Into The 5th Dimension!
This admat from the January 8, 1970 Lebanon (Pennsylvania) Daily News succeeds in every way that an admat can succeed. Will someone please hook me up with a time machine so I can check out the free Blood Cocktails? Seriously.
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| Advert: The Legend of Hell House |
06.24.08 |
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The Legend of Hell House (1973) - FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SANITY. PRAY IT ISN'T TRUE!
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