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Vol. 657 No. 50 (Subscribe) (Contact: micah[at]reeldistraction.com) Monday, February 8 2010
Advert: The Cheerleaders & Revenge of the Cheerleaders 02.03.10

The Cheerleaders (1973) & Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976)

There's plenty of enjoyable scenes in these two films, but perhaps the most enjoyable is the ridiculous dance sequence featuring Boner (David Hasselhoff) and the cheerleaders. The guy who posted the scene to youtube makes an important comment in the clip's info field: "It's important to remember that when this movie was made, dancing had not yet been invented."



From the October 26, 1977 San Mateo Times.
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Advert: Enter The Dragon 02.03.10

Enter the Dragon (1973) (Re-release)

The Greatest Superstar Who Ever Lived - BRUCE LEE - in the film classic that made him a legend

From the October 26, 1977 San Mateo Times.
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Advert: End of the World 02.02.10

End of the World (1977) - There Is Everything To Look Forward To... Except Tomorrow

From the October 26, 1977 San Mateo Times.
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Advert: The Groove Tube 02.02.10

The Groove Tube (1974)

Here's the trailer for "1974's most hilarious, wildest movie":



From the October 26, 1977 San Mateo Times.
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Advert: Bobby Deerfield 02.01.10


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Bobby Deerfield (1977) - A Race Between Love And Death

From the November 13, 1977 Abilene Reporter News.
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Advert: Bod Squad, The X-Rated Girl, Stiletto 02.01.10

Bod Squad (1974), The X-Rated Girl (1971), & Stiletto (1969)

Oh yes, the famous R-Rated X-Rated Girl.

From the November 2, 1977 Long Beach, California Press-Telegram.
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Advert: Rollercoaster 02.01.10

Watch Out For The Man Watching The... Rollercoaster (1977) - A Pursuit Through The Nation's Greatest Amusement Parks

The online geek community seems to be very anti 3-D these days. And although I'm still a fan of that technology, I wish we could swap a few of the throw-away 3-D animated flicks for a few throw-away SENSURROUND disaster flicks.

From the November 2, 1977 Long Beach, California Press-Telegram.
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Advert: The Sensuous Three, The Models, The Four Of Us 01.29.10

The Sensuous Three (1972), The Models (197?), & The Four of Us (1974)

Young, Beautiful... SEXY! - A unique film experience for audiences who really want to be entertained

From the November 2, 1977 Long Beach, California Press-Telegram.
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Advert: Laura & One For The Money 01.29.10

Laura (197?) & One for the Money (1970)

SUN ADULT THEATER - the FINEST in X-Rated Fun

Do you think they got many escorted ladies taking them up on the free-admission policy?

From the November 22, 1977 Corpus Christi Times.
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Advert: The Opening of Misty Beethoven 01.28.10

The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976) - Hollywood Porn Is Here... Right Now

I'm slightly surprised that the Corpus Christi Times decided to censor Misty Beethoven's full title, but apparently didn't have any problem with the "Hollywood Porn" aspect of the tagline. Maybe the title alteration was just a space-saver.

From the November 22, 1977 Corpus Christi Times.
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Advert: Hollywood Wolves & Weekend Girls 01.28.10

Hollywood Wolves (197?) & Weekend Girls (197?) - WARNING: An Unusual Film STRICTLY for ADULTS!

"Rated X, Y, & Z." Heh. Clever.

From the November 22, 1977 Corpus Christi Times.
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Advert: Where's Willie? 01.27.10

Where's Willie? (1978)

Um... he's right there. Seriously. Just look a bit to the left.

From the November 22, 1977 Corpus Christi Times.
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Advert: Mountain Man 01.27.10

Mountain Man (1976) - The exciting true story of one man's courageous struggle to save America's greatest natural wonder

Is he roasting marshmallows with a bear?

From the November 22, 1977 Corpus Christi Times.
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News: Foosball - Hate Across A Table 01.26.10


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Foosball - Hate Across A Table

Wow. These semi-pro foosball "athletes" really took things seriously. My favorite part of this article is when Karen Gillilland (27, who looks like an athlete) compares foosball to chess: "It's such a mental game!"

From the November 13, 1977 Abilene Reporter News.
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Advert: Champion of Death & Sweet Revenge 01.26.10

Champion of Death (1975) (He's Fearless, He's Ferocious, He's The Best!) & Sweet Revenge (1976) (There's Never Been A Girl So Good At Being Bad)

From the December 10, 1977 Danville, Virginia Weekender.
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Advert: More Then Friends & S.W.A.P. 01.26.10

More Then Friends (197?) (For Those Who Want To Get Involved) & S.W.A.P. (197?)

I guess if you've got friends you don't have to worry with little things like... I dunno... spelling all the words in your title correctly.

Any guesses on what "S.W.A.P." stands for?

From the January 13, 1978 Santa Fe New Mexican.
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Advert: Across the Great Divide 01.25.10

Across the Great Divide (1976) - In 1986 they crossed the Rockies... With hope and courage they clung to the dream...

From the January 13, 1978 Santa Fe New Mexican.
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Advert: Demon Seed 01.25.10

Demon Seed (1977) - From a computer's mind... and a woman's body... A new generation of screen terror is born!

Here's the kickass trailer:



From the January 13, 1978 Santa Fe New Mexican.
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News: Micah's 2009 Top Ten Lists 01.10.10
I saw just over 100 new release films in 2009. Below are my top 10 (along with a description of the venue/event where I saw it). As with previous years, my list trends festival-heavy. Not sure why that is... it either means that (a) many of the best films of 2009 didn't get wide releases, or (b) I'm an elitist movie snob. Take your pick.

Click on ony of the tiles to see what I thought of the film immediately after seeing it. The titles are listed in the order I saw them, and not in order of preference. But if they were, Fish Story would be my #1 film of 2009.

TOP TEN NEW RELEASE

03.13.09 :: The Snake (SXSW 2009)
03.14.09 :: Winnebago Man (SXSW 2009)
03.14.09 :: Best Worst Movie (SXSW 2009)
05.07.09 :: Star Trek (Studio Movie Grill)
08.15.09 :: Inglorious Basterds (Cinemapocalypse)
09.06.09 :: The World's Greatest Dad (On-Demand)
09.25.09 :: A Town Called Panic (Fantastic Fest 2009)
09.26.09 :: Fish Story (Fantastic Fest 2009)
12.06.09 :: The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (AMC 30 Mesquite)
12.30.09 :: Stingray Sam (Digital Download)

In addition to the 100ish new release films I saw in 2009, I watched more than 200 older movies. Here are the best of the best, again in order of viewing. If I were to list them in standard one to ten order, though, Tapeheads would easily take the number 1 spot.

I want to note that I saw Lawrence of Arabia (in 70mm) and Casablanca for the first time this year. I loved them both but decided to take them out of the running due to their undisputed classic status. In addition, I loved The Dark Hour and Left Bank. I try, however, to limit my Top Ten Vintage list to films that are at least 10 to 15 years old. Those two aren't, and so they didn't get spots on the list proper.

With that out of the way, here's my list:

TOP TEN VINTAGE

01.03.09 :: Swing Your Lady
06.27.09 :: Pistol-Packin' Leroy
07.08.09 :: Tapeheads
08.16.09 :: The Black Gestapo
09.04.09 :: The Sure Thing
11.28.09 :: Under The Gun
12.05.09 :: Brainscan
12.05.09 :: Framed
12.06.09 :: Dangerfreaks
12.26.09 :: Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Finally, 2009 was a year when I dug through a lot of Brian Trenchard-Smith's filmograph. I found a large number of excellent films, but decided to put just one on my Top Ten Vintage list. Below are the best of the rest:

ADDITIONAL TOP FIVE BTS FILMS

08.16.09 :: The Siege of Firebase Gloria
08.28.09 :: Out of the Body
09.18.09 :: Night of the Demons 2
10.06.09 :: Strike of the Panther
11.06.09 :: Hospitals Don't Burn Down
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Review: Youth In Revolt 01.08.10

I caught a screening of Youth in Revolt earlier this week and was pleasantly surprised by the extent to which the film goes out of its way to appeal to cinematically literate viewers. Click through for my review of the film.
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